she'll be on the sidelines eating pizza and painting her nails and miraculously managing not to get so much as singed as the whole office burns down around us.
damn straight I know where my priorities lie. Nico and I fixed that thing up ourselves, tho honestly with how she drives I'm impressed it's kept together as well as it has.
Do you not enjoy watching someone else do it? Watching Claire get Chris in a headlock and giving him noogies until he asks me to stop her is one of my little joys in life.
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nico
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NOW YOU FUCKED UP]IT'S A FLAMETHROWER, NICO
AND IT'S DANTE HANDLING IT
it's a fucking recipe for disaster!!!
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that's assuming I get there before the damn thing blows up in his face
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kyrie
got it. seems simple enough.
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You have such a charming smile after all.
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lady
was something I had even before Dante literally came crashing into my life.
yeah, yeah, though I get the feeling she's going to be on the sidelines with us getting ready to laugh when it inevitably blows up in his face.
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she'll be on the sidelines eating pizza and painting her nails and miraculously managing not to get so much as singed as the whole office burns down around us.
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thankfully it's just Dante's office that's getting fucked, not the van.
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I see where your priorities lie. Either way, he's lucky he's useful.
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jill
unfortunately, you're not wrong. if he could flash-grill a steak or quick-bake a pizza without ruining either one, he'd be set for life.
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Need me to put him in a headlock and make him promise to share? Been looking for a reason to hassle him lately, anyway.
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I could probably do that myself, but thanks for the offer.
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Do you not enjoy watching someone else do it? Watching Claire get Chris in a headlock and giving him noogies until he asks me to stop her is one of my little joys in life.
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kinda? I guess? I dunno, I find a little more joy in doing it to someone else myself.
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V
shit
alright, omw
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